This guide will help you find out what to do and not do when you have just been thrown out of the marital womb. An autobiography by a regular guy
Introduction
I can wake up every morning and say I was happy or a look at my wallet and a quick visit to the divorce lawyer and they can assure, I wasn't. As the king of fools, I could walk in the rain and tell everyone I love the rain. And pnuemonia is just a cold about to break. Oh well, my bad. Am I naive or was I the hopeless romantic, who believed every relationship has chinks in it but if we stand the test of time , we will see the morning sun and weathered another storm.
Wake up, Skipper, your sinking fast!!!
Why are you alone now!!!
It's not I haven't been trying, I started hanging out with the same loser friend I had when I was single. For some reason they were still single or so. I went to the same clubs I hung out when I was single, same bar owners, same bartenders. What changed?
Everyone I know is older and everyone I don't know is younger. They still know the same songs they play on the satellite jukebox but these kids were bopping to it when they were in the sixth grade and they're cool older brother or sister lent them their cd collection, lest I say thier vinyl album, but I'm not that old.
Now can I ask someone to dance to a song I used to mosh back in the day? Forget about it. I'm not ready to be the laughing stock or God forbid I hear "hey look at that old man" Now do I look that old, I don't think so thanks to "Just for Men".
My hair is till long and it's still soft as a horse's tail according to an equestrian I dated years ago.
How broke are you?
Extreme makeover, who you kidding?
It's a big sea out there, put on chum
Is she really going out with him? yep
How red am I?
Now how can I mess this up?
Are you really going out with her? yes
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