The Many Ways To Say I'm Sorry With Jewelry

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Discover common relationship mishaps and the appropriate contrition -diamonds, gold, silver, precious stones- required to get back in her good graces.

It’s a fact of life, if you’re in a relationship; you’re going to screw up – again and again and again. She’ll yell, pout or ignore you until you say you’re sorry. Relationship experts tell us that the giving of gifts (preferably jewelry) helps prove the authenticity of your apology.

Below you’ll find a list of common relationship mishaps and the appropriate contrition required to get back into her good graces.

The how mad is she scale:

♦♦♦♦♦ = Diamonds
♦♦♦♦ = Gold
♦♦♦ = Silver
♦♦ = Precious stones
♦ = Try a kiss

You got caught chatting with your online “friend.”
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Just a hint, learn how to erase your history.

You told her she looks fat.
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Even if she asks if she looks like a cow in that blue dress, the answer is always no.

You wrecked her car.
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Please tell us you did make that insurance payment last week.

You forgot her birthday, your anniversary, etc.
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Unlike Valentine’s Day, there is no multi-media advertising campaign to remind you of these sacred dates.

You badmouth her mother.
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Remember, a girl can tell how you’ll treat her by how you treat her mother.

You spend every Saturday and Sunday watching the game.
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Just don’t wonder why she’ll “have a headache” tonight.

You deleted Trading Spaces to record Motocross on the DVR.
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Now you’ll experience the wrath of a desperate housewife for real.

Her favorite sweater now fits the dog.
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Hey, the fact you even attempted to do laundry erases two diamonds.

You planned your anniversary dinner at Hooters.
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Again, the fact you even remembered your anniversary reduces the severity of the crime.

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